we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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