somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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