i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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