There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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