I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
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No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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