You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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