I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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