Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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