Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Randomize
