Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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