I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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