I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just want nice things and good sex
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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