made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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