Christians are straight up FREAKS
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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