Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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