He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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