I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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