Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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