How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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