I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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