those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
