guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The best revenge is premature balding
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
how drunk are you?
Several
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
