:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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