So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
two words...techno handjob
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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