So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
well you can't waste a boner
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight