At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?