he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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