in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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