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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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