I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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