life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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