ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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