seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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