Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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