Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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