if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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