summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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