Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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