And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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