Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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