ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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