So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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