Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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