I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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