he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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