i don't like sucking hair
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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