once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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