I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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