Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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