I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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