And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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