shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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