I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD