you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.