Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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